This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
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Set in the fictional town of Ebbing, Missouri, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” (2017) is a depressing story of loss with no concept of repentance and almost entirely filled with distasteful character development.
She’s got paint on her face!
She’s unorthodox and creative!
She’s a pixie-cut away from being the bog-standard ‘manic pixie dream girl’!
She’s Kit!
The premise of “A Scanner Darkly” is that Robert Arcton (Keanu Reeves) is a cop. Or a druggie. Somehow definitely both.
I didn’t know what “The Birth of a Nation” (2016) would be about.
Frankly, I kinda wish it had stayed that way.
There’s “Hallmark Bad,” and then there’s “Worse than Hallmark Bad.”
“Ready Player One” is one of the few instances where the movie is actually better than the book.
“Better” in this context being that slamming your hand in the door once is better than doing it seven times.
Stream it via your favorite subscription service. Or don’t. This isn’t really worth watching.
