This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Stupid
Frank finds out he has terminal cancer and decides to make the most of the last few days of his life: by killing people.
The only thing that came out of this that I liked was the realization that the phrase “I drink your milkshake” was spoken during the last five minutes.
It appears France got tired of not getting its cities destroyed, and wanted a sweet, sweet piece of that disaster-porn pie, giving the U.S. a chance to not be the focal point for alien-based destruction.
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta write your own rule book.
Then light that rule book on fire, strip naked, and scream.
I have never seen a movie so thoroughly devoid of creativity.
"Mars Attacks" (1996) gleefully spends it's 90-minute runtime being completely ridiculous.
“The Wandering Earth” is a movie based on a book of the same name by Chinese author Liu Cixin. I’d never heard of the book or the author until the various tech and sci-fi blogs online started talking about the movie.
She’s got paint on her face!
She’s unorthodox and creative!
She’s a pixie-cut away from being the bog-standard ‘manic pixie dream girl’!
She’s Kit!
The premise of “A Scanner Darkly” is that Robert Arcton (Keanu Reeves) is a cop. Or a druggie. Somehow definitely both.
There’s “Hallmark Bad,” and then there’s “Worse than Hallmark Bad.”
