This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
All in Stupid
The characters made this show unbearable. Spoilers, though I’m not ruining anything worthwhile.
Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.
Somewhere in the inky blackness of space, a crew of four objectively stupid people died.
Harley Quinn is the logical extreme of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. Pixie girls aren’t fun to begin with, and they’re not more fun when they get more crazy.
If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
For a movie about women dealing with other women, the only highlight is that it passed the Bechdel Test.
You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
A medicore action film burned by its own “special” effects
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
When done just right, magnificent stupidity is a beautiful thing.
