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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

#ClawReviews Movie critics from someone who isn’t a movie critic
Robin Hood (2018)
Dec 9

Dec 9 Robin Hood (2018)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid, Action

Think about the legend of Robin Hood…

Annihilation (2018)
Dec 2

Dec 2 Annihilation (2018)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, "Horror", Sci-Fi, Stupid
Green Book (2018)
Nov 24

Nov 24 Green Book (2018)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Dramatic Biopic

I can’t quite describe this as a “buddy comedy,” because it wasn’t. There were jokes, and the ending was positively American, but it wasn’t a comedy. 

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Crimes of Grindlewald (2018)
Nov 18

Nov 18 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Crimes of Grindlewald (2018)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Fantasy

As a series of seven kids books, the adventures of Harry Potter were quite entertaining, as long as you never ever tried to think about how the rest of the magical community functioned.

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Nov 4

Nov 4 Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Dramatic Biopic, Musical

During highschool and college, I’d heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” so many times that I was sick of it, which made me fairly apprehensive about seeing the movie with the same name.

Bruce Almighty (2003)
Oct 16

Oct 16 Bruce Almighty (2003)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Religious, Comedy

If you’re looking for a nostalgia-blast, I probably wouldn’t recommend this.

Ghost in the Shell (1995/2017)
Sep 30

Sep 30 Ghost in the Shell (1995/2017)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Sci-Fi
Ready Player One (2018)
Sep 17

Sep 17 Ready Player One (2018)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Sci-Fi, Stupid, Videogame Movie

“Ready Player One” is one of the few instances where the movie is actually better than the book.

“Better” in this context being that slamming your hand in the door once is better than doing it seven times.

Disney World (2018)
Aug 28

Aug 28 Disney World (2018)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws

During the summer of 2018, my wife, Megan, and I decided to go to Disney World, located in perpetually-sunny Orlando, Florida.

SALT (2013)
Aug 20

Aug 20 SALT (2013)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Spy Thriller, Action

Have you ever wanted to watch Angelina Jolie hold a terrible Russian accent? Or wear unnerving face prosthetics to pose as a man?

Fahrenheit 451 (2018)
Aug 17

Aug 17 Fahrenheit 451 (2018)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws

Ray Bradbury’s 1953 novel “Fahrenheit 451” was, according to the author, about how much he hated TV. 

Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018)
Aug 7

Aug 7 Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Action

Oh man, where do I start?
This movie was FUN!

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