This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta write your own rule book.
Then light that rule book on fire, strip naked, and scream.
I heard about this movie while listening to an NPR podcast.
Does it surprise you that I listen to NPR, or podcasts?
I have never seen a movie so thoroughly devoid of creativity.
In 1959’s “Sleeping Beauty” was content with simply saying “She wears all black and is evil for the sake of being evil” and not worrying about sinking any amount of effort into character development.
For the sake of wordiness, and because this is about one of those families that isn’t creative enough to come up with more than one name for the patriarchal line, I’m going to go with P1 for Jean Paul Getty (the grandfather), P2 for Jean Paul Getty II (his son), and P3 for Jean Paul Getty III (the grandson).
Possibly the coolest part of this movie was the animation style, complete with hatch shading and the occasional narration box
Howard Hughes was, undoubtedly, the inspiration for the film-version of Tony Stark.
Set in the fictional town of Ebbing, Missouri, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” (2017) is a depressing story of loss with no concept of repentance and almost entirely filled with distasteful character development.
There is an unfortunate trend where movies sometimes don't fit a genre, but they have a few jokes, and therefore they get labeled as "comedy," despite not actually being funny.
"Mars Attacks" (1996) gleefully spends it's 90-minute runtime being completely ridiculous.
“The Wandering Earth” is a movie based on a book of the same name by Chinese author Liu Cixin. I’d never heard of the book or the author until the various tech and sci-fi blogs online started talking about the movie.
She’s got paint on her face!
She’s unorthodox and creative!
She’s a pixie-cut away from being the bog-standard ‘manic pixie dream girl’!
She’s Kit!
