A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
I sailed the seven seas on the back of a great mechanical beast.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
Southern Daniel Craig managed to sleuth a case better than Sherlock Holmes himself
Roger Ailes’s behavior was actually more revolting to watch than the entirety of “Cats”…
A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too
Despite watching all eight seasons GOT where Emilia Clarke spoke with her native English accent, it was still weird to hear her do it for a movie
