This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
It’s “Get Smart” + “Archer” in a kid-friendly package that the whole family will love!
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
This was a surprsingly bland product to come out of as colorful a studio as Pixar
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.
I sailed the seven seas on the back of a great mechanical beast.
A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.
