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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

#ClawReviews Movie critics from someone who isn’t a movie critic
Circle (2015)
Aug 12

Aug 12 Circle (2015)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, "Horror", Twisty, Suspense

How do you decide who’s life is worth saving?

3022 (2019)
Aug 11

Aug 11 3022 (2019)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Sci-Fi, Stupid

Somewhere in the inky blackness of space, a crew of four objectively stupid people died.

The Old Guard (2020)
Jul 17

Jul 17 The Old Guard (2020)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Action, Fiction

The loneliness of immortality must be the worst thing on Earth

Code 8 (2019)
Jul 7

Jul 7 Code 8 (2019)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Action, Drama, Hard-Core Sci-Fi, Sci-Fi

“With great power comes great responsibility,” but flipped on its head

Birds of Prey (2020)
Jul 1

Jul 1 Birds of Prey (2020)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Boring, Stupid

Harley Quinn is the logical extreme of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. Pixie girls aren’t fun to begin with, and they’re not more fun when they get more crazy.

Enemy (2013)
Jun 26

Jun 26 Enemy (2013)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Boring, Stupid, Pretentious Depth

If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…

Artemis Fowl (2020)
Jun 22

Jun 22 Artemis Fowl (2020)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Fantasy, Kids Movie, Stupid

You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.

The Gentlemen (2019)
Jun 12

Jun 12 The Gentlemen (2019)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Action, Drama, Twisty

“If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be The King.”

Bloodshot (2020)
Jun 8

Jun 8 Bloodshot (2020)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Action

An impressive stand-alone origin story that didn’t feel rushed.

Like a Boss (2020)
May 30

May 30 Like a Boss (2020)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Comedy, Boring, Stupid

For a movie about women dealing with other women, the only highlight is that it passed the Bechdel Test.

Drive (2011)
May 27

May 27 Drive (2011)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid

You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.

The Help (2011)
May 19

May 19 The Help (2011)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Depressing, Drama, Period Piece

An outstanding story of dealing with racism, with the unfortunate reality that it’s about a white woman writing about a white woman doing white people things.

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