This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
I don’t have a kid yet, so I don’t have a frame of reference, but watching Bonnie panic-stress about starting school was grating, and the focus on her emotional distress lasted far too long.
Unfortunately, someone decided to let their weird slash-fic fantasy escape the confines of their mind and now we have to live in a universe where Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart had to pretend to like each other for 90 minutes
One thousand years ago, a sentient piece of linen decided to use binary code to tell a group of fanatical hooded weirdos who like to knit who they should murder.
Peter Parker can communicate flawlessly with anyone on earth; meanwhile, I can’t get proper cell reception in my parents’ neighborhood.
National Geographic Presents: The Lions of Pride Rock
19 years ago, I started my first play-through of Pokémon Silver. I was in second grade, I had an ‘atomic purple’ GameBoy Color, and I chose Cyndaquil as my starter.
Chris Pratt played an incredibly grown up role, especially compared to his man-child character of StarLord from “Guardians of the Galaxy”
From an era right before the superhero craze came a non-standard superhero flick: Noir Guy!
This movie was one hard-core sex scene away from being a BRAZZERs porn parody of John Wick.
“Mission to Zyxx” is everything you love about “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and the entire “Star Wars” saga wrapped in one, but it’s also “The Orville,” “StarCraft” and “FarScape” too.
Frank finds out he has terminal cancer and decides to make the most of the last few days of his life: by killing people.
This was the cinematic embodiment of every single-player first-person-shooter game on the market.
