This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This movie perfectly captured my favorite part of “The Nutcracker” ballet: clowns that can voluntarily dismember themselves.
A holiday movie that I’ll happily add to my seasonal repertoire
A gender-flipped Bond flick without the uncomfortable sex scenes.
Offensively hilarious and fun for the whole family! (Assuming the whole family is 18+)
I would rather teach sex-ed to my boss than watch these two movies ever again.
A plausibly fallible AI is a welcome addition to the pantheon of software overlord lore.
Serious Ryan Reynolds is almost more concerning than the entirety of “The Green Lantern”
“I have nothing to hide. I have nothing I want you to see.”
What if the legendary ‘Fountain of Youth’ wasn’t a fountain at all, but a location where time slows down?
Every musical number you remember from the original is there!
Somehow the title is one of the least cohesive, most frustrating parts of this movie.
