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Hi.

This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

#ClawReviews Movie critics from someone who isn’t a movie critic
Stuber (2019)
Jan 23

Jan 23 Stuber (2019)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid

How unfunny would you like your buddy cop comedy to be?

Mortal Engines (2018)
Jan 22

Jan 22 Mortal Engines (2018)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Boring, Stupid

Build something ridiculous out of Legos, then step on it repeatedly. It’ll be more fun than watching this, I promise.

Watchmen (2019)
Jan 14

Jan 14 Watchmen (2019)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Twisty

Alternate-Americas make for some of the best tv, if done correctly.
Fortunately, this was the most-done-correctly alt I’ve ever seen.

Sky Princess (2020)
Jan 12

Jan 12 Sky Princess (2020)

Alexander Clawson

I sailed the seven seas on the back of a great mechanical beast.

A Vigilante (2018)
Jan 3

Jan 3 A Vigilante (2018)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Boring, Indie

A great actress, a heavy-duty emotional plot line, an absolute dud of a movie.

Knives Out (2019)
Jan 1

Jan 1 Knives Out (2019)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Murder Mystery, Twisty

Southern Daniel Craig managed to sleuth a case better than Sherlock Holmes himself

Bombshell (2019)
Dec 28

Dec 28 Bombshell (2019)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Dramatic Biopic

Roger Ailes’s behavior was actually more revolting to watch than the entirety of “Cats”…

Cats (2019)
Dec 26

Dec 26 Cats (2019)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid

Two hours of deeply unsettling CGI without a plot line.

Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Dec 21

Dec 21 Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Action, Sci-Fi

No spoilers, I promise

6 Underground (2019)
Dec 17

Dec 17 6 Underground (2019)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Boring, Stupid

A Bay-hem explosion-fest with only 1/6th the quirk it needed to feel fun. It’s okay Michael, we miss Optimus Prime too

Last Christmas (2019)
Dec 4

Dec 4 Last Christmas (2019)

Alexander Clawson
5 Claws, Comedy, Drama

Despite watching all eight seasons GOT where Emilia Clarke spoke with her native English accent, it was still weird to hear her do it for a movie

Frozen II (2019)
Nov 28

Nov 28 Frozen II (2019)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Kids Movie, Musical, Fantasy

It seems like putting a non-fortress castle right on the water would be a rather unsafe idea. I guess it helps that the kingdom of Arrendelle has a Snow Queen as their ruling monarch.

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