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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
“Mark Wahlberg: The Movie,” staring Mark Wahlberg, pretending to be the hero he keeps pretending to be in his other movies, but this time, as Himself.
If you really really like cars and racing, you’ll love this.
If you don’t, well… then you probably won’t.
Entertaining enough, but nothing really standout in the realm of squishing zombie skulls
When done just right, magnificent stupidity is a beautiful thing.
It’s “Get Smart” + “Archer” in a kid-friendly package that the whole family will love!
A good piece of short-story body horror that bloated into a full-length movie and became bad.
This was a surprsingly bland product to come out of as colorful a studio as Pixar
If you bought the DVD release of “Knives Out,” then broke the disc and cut yourself with the jagged edge, you’d still have a better time than watching this.
Imagine wearing a meat suit while getting chased by lions, but you can only stumble forward slowly.
That would be a more enjoyable experience than watching this.
A lot of build up for a lot of things, none of which payed out quite right…
