This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
“If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be The King.”
For a movie about women dealing with other women, the only highlight is that it passed the Bechdel Test.
You saw Ryan Gosling as a hopeless romantic in “The Notebook,” now watch him be an emotionally stunted murderer.
An outstanding story of dealing with racism, with the unfortunate reality that it’s about a white woman writing about a white woman doing white people things.
A surprisingly solid sequel about a videogame that doesn’t exist
A soft reboot of a terrible origin story. Cage didn’t come across as a love-struck idiot this time around.
Pre-crazy Shia LeBouf was a nice touch, but it didn’t make this any more tolerable.
An inconsistent curse, an objectified woman, and a stupid Devil. What more could you want?
A medicore action film burned by its own “special” effects
A flat-lined fertility rate makes for an outstanding dystopian thriller.
When the present and the future collide, only the most ridiculous of things can happen…
