This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.
The most unrealistic part of this holiday romance-drama was that it took place in 2020 and everyone wasn’t wearing a mask.
I can’t help but feel like “Compound V” from “The Boys” was the inspiration for this movie, but it was entertaining regardless.
Netflix is looking for new IPs to wrangle under their control in their eternal struggle against Disney+.
This is an acceptable one.
The characters made this show unbearable. Spoilers, though I’m not ruining anything worthwhile.
Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.
Somewhere in the inky blackness of space, a crew of four objectively stupid people died.
The loneliness of immortality must be the worst thing on Earth
“With great power comes great responsibility,” but flipped on its head
Harley Quinn is the logical extreme of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. Pixie girls aren’t fun to begin with, and they’re not more fun when they get more crazy.
If ‘the Prince and the Pauper’ were really stupid…
You’d get more entertainment from watching an actual fowl outside your window than anything this movie could hope to provide you.
