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This is ClawReviews. My last name has ‘Claw’ and I review movies; the naming convention for this site is a stroke of creative genius.

#ClawReviews Movie critics from someone who isn’t a movie critic
Sex, Guaranteed (2017)
Feb 17

Feb 17 Sex, Guaranteed (2017)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Stupid, Romantic Comedy

Despite the title, there was no nudity in this movie. Any actual sex scenes probably would have made it worse.

2wenty  2wenty: Insurrection (2020)
Jan 21

Jan 21 2wenty 2wenty: Insurrection (2020)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Dramatic Biopic, Stupid

Frustrating and tiresome, yet somehow never quite boring.
Hard pass though - I definitely don’t recommend this one.

Ava (2020)
Jan 20

Jan 20 Ava (2020)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Boring, Action

Worse than both “A Vigilante” and “Peppermint,” this is yet another ‘pretty actress wants to prove she’s tough so here’s her dedicated action flick.’

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Dec 27

Dec 27 Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Action, Super Hero

This is the movie we’ve needed all year. Gal Gadot reprised her role as the titular Wonder Woman in a story that was more about truth and justice than anything we’ve seen with Superman in the last decade.

Tenet (2020)
Dec 25

Dec 25 Tenet (2020)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Sci-Fi, Twisty

This could have been a lot better if director Christopher Nolan hadn’t tried to cram too many ideas about time travel into one package…

Hillbilly Elegy (2020)
Dec 7

Dec 7 Hillbilly Elegy (2020)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Depressing, Drama, Boring

Taking everything that made the book good and completely discarding it, Ron Howard made an excellent pile of trash that will just clog up the internet tubes as you try to stream it.

Ad Astra (2019)
Nov 29

Nov 29 Ad Astra (2019)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Boring, Sci-Fi, Stupid

This is easily the worst piece of science fiction I’ve seen in the last year.

Happiest Season (2020)
Nov 28

Nov 28 Happiest Season (2020)

Alexander Clawson
4 Claws, Comedy, Drama

The most unrealistic part of this holiday romance-drama was that it took place in 2020 and everyone wasn’t wearing a mask.

Project Power (2020)
Nov 15

Nov 15 Project Power (2020)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Action, Fiction, Sci-Fi

I can’t help but feel like “Compound V” from “The Boys” was the inspiration for this movie, but it was entertaining regardless.

Enola Holmes (2020)
Oct 28

Oct 28 Enola Holmes (2020)

Alexander Clawson
3 Claws, Kids Movie, Period Piece

Netflix is looking for new IPs to wrangle under their control in their eternal struggle against Disney+.
This is an acceptable one.

Away (2020)
Sep 24

Sep 24 Away (2020)

Alexander Clawson
1 Claw, Sci-Fi, Stupid

The characters made this show unbearable. Spoilers, though I’m not ruining anything worthwhile.

Mulan (2020)
Sep 12

Sep 12 Mulan (2020)

Alexander Clawson
2 Claws, Action, Kids Movie, Stupid

Geeze Disney, if I knew you wanted to be China’s subservient pet so badly, I would have bought you a leash and a nice shiny collar.

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